Born with a hat on. true story.
Lives & works on a pirate ship.
names' Captain Ink.
aka Captain Hat
This time next year I'll have a new hat.
I'm the Captain of the SS mino Johnson, the best ship in all the junkyards west of Pegleg point.
My goal in life is treasure. gold, silver, diamonds and worms...but there is one treasure I regard above all else...can you guess?!